Most commented jokes

- She was two thirds married once.

- What do you mean?

- Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't!

Why was the broom late?
→ It over swept!

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?
→ She wanted a big wedding.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
→ Because she never marries the best man.

Marriage is a three-ring circus:

Engagement ring...

Wedding ring...

Suffering!!!

- Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years.

- Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part.

A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband:

- But why did you stab him over a hundred times? - asked the judge.

- Oh, your Honor, - replied the defendant,

- I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife.

- Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

- Really?

- Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!

Two men were remembering their wedding days:

- It was dreadful, - said Fred.

- I got the most terrible fright.

- What happened? - asked Harry.

- I married her, - replied Fred.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
→ They toasted the bride and groom.