Most commented jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?
→ Daddy.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?
→ He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said:

- Monster, monster, what are you doing here?

The monster said:

- Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
→ On a piece rate.

Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
→ He had a crush on her.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
→ He wanted cold hard cash!

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news:

- Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.

- You mean a brand-new Cadillac? - she asked eagerly.

- No - said the husband - a 1979 Cadillac.

Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
→ He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?
→ Question marks.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?
→ To see if there was any more money in the kitty!