Most commented jokes

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Does it have to be a light bulb?
I've got this neat candle holder...

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one more, guys, I promise.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
→ Mom! I see an angel.