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Piglet in Love
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?
→ Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?
→ Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?
→ He loved to sing:
- Oinkers Aweight
Why did the little pig hide the soap?
→ He heard the farmer yell:
- Hogwash!
Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
→ There was a lot of ham in him.
Why do pigs have flat snouts?
→ From running in to trees.
Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?
→ He was a little shoat.
Why can't there be a Santa Pig?
→ Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
Why are there so many piggy banks?
→ Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Why are pigs such great football fans?
→ They're always rooting.
Why are pigs such early risers?
→ Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?