Most commented jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?
→ A stunt ham.

The teacher was furious with her son:

- Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig.

The boy said nothing.

- Well! Do you know what a pig is?

- Yes, Mom - said the boy.

- The offspring of a swine.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?
→ A crashing bore.

Why do pigs never recover from illness?
→ Because you have to kill them before you cure them!

What kind of tie does a pig wear?
→ Pig's tie!

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?
→ A swine gut!

What did the pig call a manuscript?
→ A shoat story.

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
→ Boaris Karloff.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?
→ He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?
→ Because they called it garbage.