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Flour on His Face

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says "Look Momma, I'm a white boy." His mother slaps him hard on the face and says "Boy, go show your Daddy." The boy goes into the living room and says "Look Daddy, I'm a white boy." His Daddy slaps him on the face, too and says, "Boy, go show your grandmother." So the boy goes to see his grandma and says "Look Granny, I'm a white boy." She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "Well, did you learn something from all this?" The boy shakes his head and says "I sure nuff did, I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people".

Redneck Wins Lottery

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says:

- I want my $20 million.

To which the man replied:

- No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said:

- Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it.

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out:

- Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million "right now," THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!

Washing Hands

So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white guy asks him:

- How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after you pee?

And the Mexican guy replies:

- Because we Mexicans don't piss in our hands

Checking Accounts

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?
→ It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.