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What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
→ 'Hey y'all... Watch this!'

If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following:

- Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more.

- You fowl-mouthed swine - retorted the lady indignantly.

- In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!

- Hey, coola down lady - said the man.

- Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi.

Giuseppi walks into work, and he says:

- Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?

Tony says:

- No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?

He says:

- Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.

A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says:

- Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?

Tony says:

- No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?

He says:

- Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.

A guy in the back of the shop yells:

- Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?

He says:

- No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?

The guy yells:

- That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while you're in night school.

A Polish family is sitting in the living room.

The wife turns to the husband and says:

- Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y, so we can fuck.

Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one bragged to the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister." "Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.

- Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water? - demanded the Grand Emir.

- A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One - stammered the wretched Abdul.

- white man sit on well.

How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
→ Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
→ She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

How does a Russian commit suicide?
→ He smells his armpit

How does an American commit suicide?
→ He tells this joke to a Russian.