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Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.

And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.

- Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?

- Bob: Darts?

- Bill: Nah.

- Bob: Shoot some pool?

- Bill: Nah.

- Bob: Cards?

- Bill: Nah. Hey, I've got an idea. We can go over to my house and fool around with my wife.

- Bob: Whadaya mean?

- Bill: Just what I said. We'll go to my house and we can fool around with my wife.

- Bob: What about me?

- Bill: She's a sport. She won't mind at all.

- Bob: Well... if you think it's okay...

- Bill: Sure. C'mon, let's go!

At Bill's house

- Bill: Honey, I'm home. Honey. Sweetheart! Damn! She must have gone shopping. Tell ya what, Bob. Let's go to your house!

- Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?

- Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

- She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?

- He: Your sense of humor.

- She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?

- He: Your sense of humor.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent.
Wedding cake!

Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears.

- What's bothering you so, dear? - inquired Farther O'Grady.

- Oh, father, I've got terrible news. - Replied Mary.

- Well what is it, Mary?

- Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father.

- Oh, Mary - said the father - that's terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?

- Well, yes he did father - replied Mary.

- What did he ask, Mary?

Mary replied:

- He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the gun...'

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses.

- Boy - said the farmer - that sure makes me want to do the same.

- Well, go ahead - said his girlfriend - It's your cow.

Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said:

- I think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through.

He walked out to the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around and came back, explaining:

- I can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress. Maybe you'd better go talk to them.

The second man walked toward the ladies, go halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back.

He smiled sheepishly and said:

- Small World!

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you know ... does she ... well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two. "Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's into the dog trick aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?" "Well... not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead."

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds:

- My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.

The counselor turns to her husband and inquires:

- Is that true?

The husband replies:

- Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me.