After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband:
- Was making love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?
- Yes, she's dead too!
- Was making love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?
- Yes, she's dead too!
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said:
- Heard ya went to the big city Jeb.
His friend replied:
- Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about.
- You don't say - said the first man.
- Bet that was costly.
- Nope.
Jeb smirked.
- Kinfolk.
Where does Peter Pan eat?
→ Wendy's
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
→ Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...
Why do Black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
→ To stop the snoring before it starts..
Why do they put strings on tampons?
→ So you can floss after you eat!
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeter dick?
→ Nothing.... They all make your eyes water.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball???
→ She choked...
Why is a joke like pussy?
→ Neither's any good if you don't get it.
ring ring
- Hello?
Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated:
- Hello?
- I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom - a male voice whispered huskily.
- ...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you until morning.
- Geez - the woman replied.
- you can tell all that from two hello's?
