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Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........

No?.

I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.

Why do women fake orgasms?
→ Because men fake foreplay.

Why are women like snow flakes??
→ They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face......

A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50's, had a relatively minor heart attack, and while he was in the hospital, he complained to his cardiologist that he thought that his sex life was over. The cardiologist said:

- Not true, Myron. Sex is wonderful exercise for your heart. After you get home, you should have sex 3 or 4 times a week. It'll be the best thing you can do for your recovery.

So after his discharge (from the hospital), Myron tells his wife what the doctor had said. His wife looked at him and told him:

- That's wonderful, Myron! Sign me up for twice.

I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way thru a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says he sure wishes that sheep were Marilyn Monroe. The other says, "I just wish it were dark."

- Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I get sick to my stomach.

- Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.

Patient sticks out his tongue...

Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?
→ She managed to squeeze them both in.

for you girls...

Why is 88 better than 69?
→ You get 8 twice.

Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Just hold it between your knees.