Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said
Levis.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and
Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand
Canyon!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!