Most commented jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
→ We don't know - it's never happened.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
→ They are both empty from the neck up!

Why are blond jokes so short?
→ So men can remember them!

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
→ Bonds mature!

What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
→ Gifted!

Why don't men eat more M & M's?
→ They are too hard to peel!

What is the thinnest book in the world?
→ What men know about women!

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."

A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"