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Worm Baths
What do worms leave round their baths?
→ The scum of the earth!
What do worms leave round their baths?
→ The scum of the earth!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
→ Because her children weren't that bright!
What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
→ A maggot with attitude!
What is red and dangerous?
→ Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
What do you call a big irish spider?
→ Paddy long legs!
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
→ Darn it!
What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
→ Four anti road protesters?
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
→ I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
→ Your spinning me a yarn here!
What is a spiders favorite TV show?
→ The newly web game!