Most commented jokes

- Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?

- Pupil: How did you know?

- Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

- Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.

- Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
→ A dead school bus!

- Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?

- Pupil: Nobody I know!

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
→ He couldn't control his pupils!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
→ Because his class was so bright!

Why was the headmaster worried?
→ Because there were too many rulers in school!

- Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?

- Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

- Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?

- Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

- Mother: What did you learn in school today

- Son: How to write

- Mother: What did you write?

- Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!