Most commented jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?
→ A senior high school math problem.

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

- Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

- Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

- Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

- Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.

"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."

"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

- Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.

- Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

The teacher came up with a good problem.

"Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"