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Rattlesnake Bites Witch
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch?
→ He died in agony!
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Snake Song
What song to snakes like to sing?
→ Viva Aspana!
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Snake's Favourite Flower
What's a snakes favourite flower?
→ Coily-flowers!
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Python National Service
Why did the python do national service?
→ He was coiled up!
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Deadly Snakes
What's the best thing about deadly snakes?
→ They've got poisonality!
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Crying Baby Snake
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?
→ Stop crying and viper your nose!
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Snakes And Magic Spells
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
→ Addercadabra and abradacobra!
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Snake Informing Police
What do you call a snake that informs the police?
→ A grass snake!
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Snake Bath Towels
What do snakes have on their bath towels?
→ Hiss and Hers!
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Cornered Rat
What did the snake say to the cornered rat?
→ Hiss is the end of the line for you!