Most commented jokes

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
→ Spot.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
→ A Space Invader.

Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
→ They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.

- Well, - says the personnel director, - You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.

Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. - Also, - says the director, - You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course.

This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.

- There's one last requirement, - the director continues; - you must be bilingual.

With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says:

- Meow!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
→ Tell them a joke on Friday night!

How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
→ She fell out of the tree.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
→ So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
→ So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

What do you call a smart blonde?
→ A golden retriever.
→ A labrador.
→ An indicator of a really bad hangover.

What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
→ A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

What did the blonde say to the physicist?
→ "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"