Most commented jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
→ You only have to punch information into a computer once!

What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
→ You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
→ (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

How do you kill a blonde?
→ Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

How do blondes pierce their ears?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Why don't blondes eat Jello?
→ They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
→ All you can eat, under a buck.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
→ They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
→ So she could lip read.

What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
→ They both have black roots.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
→ Don't tell her to swallow.
→ Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.