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Stadium Lights
What lights up a football stadium?
→ A football match!
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Hens And Football
How do hens encourage their football teams?
→ They egg them on!
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Rope On The Pitch
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
→ He was the skipper!
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Brazilian Fans
What are Brazilian fans called?
→ Brazil nuts!
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Newcastle Fan
What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
→ A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
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Bumble Bee Striker
What did the bumble bee striker say?
→ Hive scored!
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Insect In Goal
Which insect didn't play well in goal?
→ The fumble bee!
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Too Much Pudding
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
→ They got jellygated!
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Manager Of The Month
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.
It's an appointment!
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Flooded Pitch
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
→ Bring on their subs!