Telling The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he was not having sex with that woman... Of course he was referring to Hillary!
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Killed The Browns
What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?
→ They all killed the Browns!
The Wish
There was this boy that lived with his mother.
One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom and on his way he passed his mothers room and looked in and saw his mom rubbing her breasts and saying:
- I NEED A MAN. Then he went to bed.
The next night the same thing happened, she was there rubbing her breasts and saying:
- I NEED A MAN.
On the third night the woman had a man in bed with her when the son looked in.
Right away the boy went to his room and stood in front of the mirror rubbing hiself and saying....:
- I NEED A BIKE..........
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Perfumed Bathroom Tissue
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
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Air Force One
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.
Bill says to Hillary:
- I could make a lot of people very happy if I threw 1 million $1 bills out of this plane.
Hillary says:
- Oh yeah, well I could make even more people happy if I threw 1 million $5 bills out of this plane.
Chelsea says:
- I could make the whole world happy if I threw you both out of this plane!
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Cutting A Blonde's Ears
To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.
Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying:
- I don't know.
A Pregnant Woman
What do you call a pregnant Black woman?
→ A dope carrier!
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Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a man?
→ $3.99 a minute!
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Defamation Of Character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge:
- Does this mean that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?
The judge said that was true.
- Does this mean I cannot call a pig, 'Mrs. Johnson'? - the man asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson' with no fear of legal action.
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said...:
- Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson!
Cow With No Legs
What do you call a cow with no legs?
→ GROUND BEEF!