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Squirrel Football
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
→ Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
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Spider Cup Final
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
→ Webley stadium!
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Bad Goalkeeper Insect
Which insect didn't play well in goal?
→ The fumble bee!
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Boxer Dog
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
→ It was a boxer!
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Hen Supporters
How do hens encourage their football teams?
→ They egg them on!
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Goalkeeper Snack
What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!
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Bowls Referee
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
→ Cornflakes!
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Lighting The Stadium
What lights up a football stadium?
→ A football match!
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Footballer's Rope
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
→ He was the skipper!
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The Bee Striker
What did the bumble bee striker say?
→ Hive scored!