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If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime... does anyone care?

Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?

It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to death!

An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra large condoms. The clerk looks at the woman quizzically, but shrugs and tells her:

- yes, we do.

They're right here behind the counter.

The old woman thanks the clerk and stands there, and stands there, and stands there.

The clerk asks the old woman:

- is there something else I can help you with, Ma'am?.

The woman smiles sweetly at the clerk and says:

- no, thank you, son.

I'm just waiting here to see who buys them.

A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.

The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.

The brunette says to the blonde:

- now I'm going to half to spread my legs! - and the blonde says:

- why? don't you have a vase?

There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come put it out. When they asked how to get to her house, and she rolled her eyes and said... "Duh, use the big red truck!"

What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?
→ > A MegasaurASS

Why did the fish Blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest tells the new man, for things like stealing, give 5 hail mary's, and for sleeping with the neighbours, 10 hail mary's.

So the new priest is taking confession one day. The first man in tells the priest he slept with the woman next door. The priest tells him to do 10 hail mary's and he's on his way.

The next man in, confesses to having a wank behind a bush. Somewhat puzzled, the priest steps out of the confessional box and asks two passing alter boys what the "old man" gives for a wank behind a bush.

The two boys reply:

- A can of Coke and a Mars Bar.

Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.