Most commented jokes

Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?
→ You get mono from snatching a kiss....

What do you call a masterbating bull?
→ Beef strokin'off.

- Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge.

- Doctor: What's comes over you?

- Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and 8 cars

What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?
→ Microsoft Works!

Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."

A woman's three biggest lies...

1. You're the Biggest.
2. You're the Best.
3. It doesn't always taste like that.

A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend:

- I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on the other leg, and between the two I make a living.

Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?
→ Because she uses the other to moan.

How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?
→ 9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.