Most commented jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?
→ He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
→ Hard cheese.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
→ A long necked toothbrush.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?
→ One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch!
→ A vampire with a rotten tooth.

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
→ It had a suite tooth.

"Your teeth are like the stars," he said,
As he pressed her hand, so white.
He spoke the truth, for, like the stars,
Her teeth came out at night!

- What sort of an act do you do?

- I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.

- Anything else?

- Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

- Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?

- Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
→ Your teeth.