Clean Jokes

Why did the bald man go outside?
→ To get some fresh hair!

- My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

- How come?

- When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?
→ Because he always uses a razor.

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?
→ Cruising on a clipper.

Why do barbers make good drivers?
→ Because they know all the short cuts.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?
→ Because they've lost their locks.

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
→ Sir!

- First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair!

- Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
→ Mash-scara!

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
→ A trick-or-fleat!