Clean Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?
→ "Trick-or-tweet!"

What do fishermen say on Halloween?
→ "Trick-or-trout!"

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
→ It was for 'tick or tweet'!

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost?' asked his friends.
'No, I'm an undercover agent.'

What do little trees say on Halloween?
→ Twig or treat.

What do birds give out on Halloween?
→ Tweets.

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
"Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends.

"No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed."

Another boy wore a sheet over his head.
"Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends.

"No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
→ Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?
→ To the boo-ty parlour.