Angry Hair
Why was the lady's hair angry?
→ Because she was always teasing it.
Random joke from this category
Why was the lady's hair angry?
→ Because she was always teasing it.
How can you avoid falling hair?
→ Get out of the way.
If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?
→ On clipper ships.
For what person do all men take off their hats?
→ The barber.
What do you call a high-priced barber shop?
→ A clip joint.
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?
→ A bald man.
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
→ A monster with an all-over perm.
- Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.
- Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
- Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.
- Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?
→ When your bald!