Clean Jokes

Who turns the lights off at halloween?
→ The light's witch!

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
→ Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?
→ Wear a snorkel!

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
→ Hallowieners!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
→ They paint the town dead!

Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
→ On the psycho path!

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
→ Because it was Hulaween!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
→ The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

- Girl 1: Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?

- Girl 2: Sure. The more, the scarier!