Clean Jokes

What is white and flies across the sky?
→ The coming of the Lord.

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
→ A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma's house.
→ A wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to little red riding hood.

What's brown and sticky?
→ A stick.

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
→ A baby with a razor blade.

- Knock, knock!

- Who's there?

- George Washington!

- George Washington who?

- George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

Why did the mirror cross the road?
→ To see itself!!

Why did the nurse go to art school?
→ To learn how to draw blood!

Why is math always sad?
→ Because it has too many problems.

What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?
→ BAMBOO

What is a duck's favourite TV show?
→ THE FEATHER FORECAST

GET IT? hahaha