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Monster Hair
What side of a monster has more hair?
→ The outside!
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What side of a monster has more hair?
→ The outside!
How does a barber make phone calls?
→ He cuts them short.
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?
→ Permanent waves!
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?
→ Radio waves!
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?
→ A fair cop!
What do you call a pen with no hair?
→ A bald point!
- I want a hair cut please.
- Certainly, which one!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
→ Wavy!
What should you buy if your hair falls out?
→ A good vacuum cleaner!
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
→ Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).