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Skeleton Crossing
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
→ He didn't have the guts too
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
→ He didn't have the guts too
Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?
→ To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Why don't you wear snow boots?
→ Because they'll melt.
Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?
→ To Palm Beach.
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
→ Show me your mussels.
What did the cook say to the dough?
→ I "NEED" you!
What goes up and never comes down?
→ Up
Why did the belt go to jail?
→ Because he held up a pair of pants!
What did dela wear? (Delaware)
→ Her New Jersey
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
→ Because the rest are weekdays.