Clean Jokes

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
→ I don't know and I don't care!

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
→ Limp biskit

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?
→ Heck

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the nose!" he replied

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But... I can't read your hand."
"Why?" the man asks.
"I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
→ To win the no-bell prize.

What did the hat say to the necktie?
→ You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?
→ Because it dampened his spirits.