Clean Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?
→ He used to climb over walls.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?
→ A cuckoo clock.

Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"?

- No.

- Oh, so it's you!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
→ A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
→ A golden receiver!

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
→ The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
→ "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.

"You're extinct," he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.

"What was that you said?"
The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.

"You are extinct." The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. "So would you if you'd been dead for six milion years."

What's a big game hunter?
→ Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Which painter always had a very bad cold?
→ Vincent Van Cough