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Gum Tree Dwellers
What lives in gum trees?
→ Stick insects!
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What lives in gum trees?
→ Stick insects!
What has four wheels and flies?
→ A rubbish bin!
What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
→ He's bee-witched!
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
→ Tell him a joke when he's a baby!
How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Change it to what?
How do you confuse an idiot?
→ Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
What do you call an alien starship that drips water?
→ A crying saucer.
Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?
Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
→ Bonehead.