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String on the Bus
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
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So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
What runs all day but never gets tired?
→ Water.
What's black, white and read all over?
→ A newspaper.
Why was six scared of seven?
→ Because seven ate nine.
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?
→ A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?
→ A bellerina!
What is the most breathless thing on television?
→ The Pink Panter Show!
What do you use to cut the ocean?
→ A seasaw
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
→ A stick.
What is an archaeologist?
→ Someone who's career is in ruins!