Witch In Your Bed
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
→ Run!
Random joke from this category
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
→ Run!
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
→ Sleep in the wardrobe.
Who stole the sheets from the bed?
→ Bed buglars.
Which villains steal soap from the bath?
→ Robber ducks.
How do vampire football players get the mud off?
→ They all get in the bat-tub.
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Baby Owl.
- Baby Owl who?
- Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
Why are bananas never lonely?
→ Because they hang around in bunches.
- First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you?
- Second apple: Worms, I think.
What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
→ A bookworm!
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
→ Worm your way out of that one, then!