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Coming But Never Comes
What's coming but never comes?
→ Tomorrow!
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What's coming but never comes?
→ Tomorrow!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
→ They forgot the words......
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?
→ Because the batteries died.
Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
→ Because they travel in schools.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
→ A stick!
Why did the hamster cross the road?
→ Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!
What's the biggest pencil in the World?
→ Pennsylvania!
That was Zen, this is Tao.
How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
→ SNOWBALLS!!!
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him?
→ He wanted to get a-head!