Clean Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
→ When you are a mouse!

- Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

- Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
→ Very rare-ly.

Do hamburgers make good vampires?
→ No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

- First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday?

- Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.

- First boy: What's a witch do?

- Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
→ To prove he wasn't chicken.

Why do hens lay eggs?
→ If they dropped them, they'd break

My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on a bicycle.
What can I do?
→ Take his bike away.

Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off?
→ It was a vicious cycle.

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
→ One with no spooks in it.