Clean Jokes

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
→ Unhoppy!!

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

What did the salt say to the pepper?
→ Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!

What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
→ Damn

What do you catch when you go ice fishing?
→ A cold

If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY???
→ The ice will crack up!

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
→ A mousetache.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
→ Big holes all over Australia!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
→ So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?
→ Slow clowns.