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Rusty Nails
- Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath.
- Monster: Why?
- Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
Clean Jokes
- All
- Animal Jokes 3869
- April Fools Jokes 10
- At Work 856
- Aviation Jokes 339
- Bar Jokes 445
- Blonde Jokes 1226
- Business Jokes 842
- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
- Food Jokes 1052
- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
- Science 461
- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
Guest
Martians' Drink
Where do Martians drink beer?
→ At a mars bar!
Guest
Baby Knock Knock
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Baby!
- Baby who?
- Baby love, my baby love....!
Baby And Soldiers
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?
→ Infantry!
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Mountain And Baby
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?
→ A cry for Alp!
Guest
Baby Ghost
How does a baby ghost cry?
→ "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"
Guest
Baby Sitters And Light Bulbs
How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
Guest
Pharaoh's Babies
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
→ Egyptian dummies.
Guest
Baby Learning To Eat
When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?
Guest
Baby Like A Diamond
Why is a baby like an diamond?
→ Because it's a dear little thing.