Guest
The Ring Around The Bath
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath?
→ The scum of the earth!
Clean Jokes
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- Animal Jokes 3869
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- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
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- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
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- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
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- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
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- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
Guest
The Robber's Bath
Why did the robber take a bath?
→ So he could make a clean getaway.
Guest
Criminal Hygiene
What criminal doesn't take baths?
→ A dirty crook.
Guest
Vampire Bath
Where does a vampire take a bath?
→ In the bat-room (bathroom).
Guest
The Dirty Kid
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
→ The bathtub.
Guest
A Bath Without Water
What kind of bath can you take without water?
→ A sun bath.
Guest
In Hot Water
- Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night!
- Ed: You were? What did you do?
- Ned: I took a bath!
Guest
Leaving It Where It Is
- Are you going to take a bath?
- No, I'm leaving it where it is.
Guest
The Bank Robber's Bath
Why did the bank robber take a bath?
→ So he could make a clean getaway.
Guest
Monthly Bath
- Does your brother keep himself clean?
- Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.