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Two Banana Skins
What would you call two banana skins?
→ A pair of slippers.
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What would you call two banana skins?
→ A pair of slippers.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
→ A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
Why don't bananas snore?
→ Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
→ They were empty.
What's yellow and always points to the north?
→ A magnetic banana.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
→ An electric banana.
What's yellow and writes?
→ A ball-point banana.
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
→ Try to cheer it up.
- They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
- Really?
- Why not?
- Because they're long enough already.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.