Clean Jokes

- I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

- Pity it was closed!

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

"Nothing," replied the assistant.
"Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?"
"Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.

- First witch: My beauty is timeless.

- Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

- First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours.

- Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?

- First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
→ No one.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?
→ You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?
→ Robber ducks!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
→ A little bear!

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
→ A shampoodle!