A Long Bicycle Ride
- I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
- Farcical?
Random joke from this category
- I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
- Farcical?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?
→ Because it was two-tyred.
Why did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
→ Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?
→ A penny-farthing.
- Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
- Juliet: Really?
- Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
→ When your nose touches the ceiling!
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?
→ Sleep on the sofa.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bed!
- Bed who?
- Bed you can't guess who I am!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
→ To draw the curtains!