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Broken Wing Landing
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
→ With it's sparrowchute!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
→ With it's sparrowchute!
Where do birds meet for coffee?
→ In a nest-cafe!
What do you call a very rude bird?
→ A mockingbird!
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
→ Because they're both full of stuffing!
How do you get a cut-price parrot?
→ Plant bird seed!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
→ A headbanger!
How do you identify a bald eagle?
→ All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
→ To get to the chick across the street!
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one, but it takes eight million years.