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A Ruler In Bed Again
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
→ He wanted to see how long he slept.
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Hit The Hay
Why did the kid punch the bed?
→ His mother told him to hit the hay.
Guest
A Rumpled Bed
When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
→ When it isn't made up yet.
Guest
A Longer Bed
When does a bed grow longer?
→ At night, because two feet are added to it.
Guest
A Shorter Bed
How can you shorten a bed?
→ Don't sleep long in it.
Guest
The Person In Bed
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
→ Because he is lying.
Guest
Why Go To Bed
Why do you go to bed?
→ Because the bed will not come to you.
Guest
Lazy Rivers
Why are rivers lazy?
→ Because they never get off their beds.
Guest
Can't Sleep
- Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do?
- Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
Guest
Shoes In Bed
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
→ A horse!