Budgie In The Blender
What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?
→ Shredded Tweet!
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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?
→ Shredded Tweet!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
→ A great walkie-talkie!
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
→ A bird who knocks before delivering its message!
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
→ He didn't give a hoot!
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
→ They quack up!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
→ A bird that talks in morse code!
What do you call a bird that lives underground?
→ A mynah bird!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
→ A bird that will talk you ear off!
What is a duck's favorite TV show?
→ The feather forecast!
What kind of bird opens doors?
→ A kiwi!