Clean Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
→ Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
→ Dead.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
→ An eggroll!

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
→ Coop-cakes!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
→ "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
→ They go on peck-nics!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
→ He wanted to lay it on the line!

What happened when the chicken ate cement?
→ She laid a sidewalk!

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
→ Because talk is cheep!

Why don't chickens like people?
→ They beat eggs!