Clean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
→ A bird that lays down!

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
→ She was tickled to death!

What do you call a crazy chicken?
→ A cuckoo cluck!

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
→ Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
→ An alarm cluck!

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
→ Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the turkey cross the road?
→ To prove he wasn't chicken

What is the definition of Robin?
→ A bird who steals!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
→ Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
→ Tweetie Pie!