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In My Hands
What have I got in my hands?
→ A double decker bus!
You looked!
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What have I got in my hands?
→ A double decker bus!
You looked!
What is a parrot?
→ A wordy birdy!
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?
→ Short John Silver!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot!
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?
→ Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
What's a parrot's favourite game?
→ Monopoly!
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?
→ It speaks in Polly-syllables!
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
→ So they don't become polly-saturated!
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?
→ Polly want a quacker!
What did the rich socialite's parrot say?
→ Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!